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if countries were students
- Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
- America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
- Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
- England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
- New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
- France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
- Scotland: England's boyfriend who is furiously trying to get out of the relationship
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
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if ya haed tha chence ta chenge yer feet, wud yea?
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Get ready for shark week everyone.
How did no one notice that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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did i allow u to have fun without me
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Balloonception
how ballons are born children
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never trust an atom
they make up everything
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“you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
I just got a sudden wave of new followers I really hope you guys aren’t expecting more seventeenth century impressionist-painter burns
i’ll pay monet for them
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